in case u missed it, I took Kate's phone and texted this boy and it was the funniest thing of all time

If y'all can retweet for chicken nuggets, Y'all can RETWEET for this!

life imitates art

what redbone would sound like if it was made in the late 80's

It's that time of year again where I play "how long can I go without shaving my legs before people start to notice"

Nothing like opening chrome in the morning and seeing the last thing you googled before you fell asleep

World Class seniors

116. literally everyone loves this one vine.co/v/eYz7hJhA9ij

My brother screamed at the end I'm dead😂

snat

I'm ready for spooky purple lipstick again

Lev Calder? Is that you? x.com/djoats02/statu…

I'm so glad that "fat" rhymes with "cat" because it allows me to make up endless amounts of songs and sing them to my fat cat