we need her side of the story…

This being the first episode of the show😭 like they came out the gates SWINGING

I get emotional every time I go to the library like the fact that it’s free and they have so many services

He looks like everyone from iCarly at the same time

here come lizzo singing like she in trolls

At the end of the day communication is #1

Just ate 4 slices of pizza

The concept of ignoring everything wrong with me

Pulled off what they call the New York City hat trick this summer: new job, new apartment, new gay guy who doesn’t care if I live or die and actually maybe prefers I die

all of life feels like this recently

“Hey America. Canada here.”

THE DISHWASHER AT MY FUCKING WORK JUST GOT FIRED OHHHHH MY GOD SOMEONE CALL 911 AND PUT ME ON A STRETCHER

Just used my passport to buy a 4Loko

Living in New York is about experiencing the worst things possible and going “it happens”

Blue haired individuals talking so loud at the table next me

Choosing a song to smoke my last cigarette to

Just remembered that last year was the 2016 of the 2020’s and we probably won’t get any Anora or substance level gaggy movies during movie season this year😓

I HATE MY JOB💙