I just gave eidi to a smackhead at the petrol station

Everyone who drinks matcha is defo pretending to like it. Tastes like grass. Horrible

Fucking chat gpt is down, everyone at work is ganna realise im a retard ffs

I just bought a car but I didn’t like the dealership so I’ve took the cup they gave me coffee in x

I thought I was sick tryna do constructiony things by myself and now I’ve got plaster coming out of my nostrils

I love going to my sisters house and stealing all her snacks

I will happily waste money on anything but when it comes to servicing my car that can just fuck off

I hate when people say they don’t give money to homeless people cause they’ll spend it on drugs like, how do u know that? So dumb

I have this rlly intense strong fear of ever becoming fat

I hate when people offer more money for something than it’s worth like I’m not gna out beg u mate. You can just have it 🤣🤣

I just had an Indian head massage I didn’t know they pull ur fucking hair when they do it. Nearly yanked me off the massage chair

Everyone on the m25 drives like a spastic

That alarm thing was so scary

How am I supposed to lock in and be a gym rat when I’m just a rat and I hate the gym

nothing better than privately thriving, الحمد لله

I am such a genius. Every single day I exceed my own expectations