Love to touch computer all day for money

In England do they call them poker crisps?

the names bond, trauma bond

I miss T9 and how it would take so long I got to rethink sending that shit

some friends are just impossible to pin down tiktok.com/t/ZT82aWJa9/

no YOU’RE singing freak a leak alone in the back of a Lyft

Why is there traffic? Don’t they know I’m bout to shit my pants?!?

can’t stop chasing that ‘Trump has covid’ feeling

Catholics are just guilt different 💪🏼😔

I do art for art’s sake (hearing people tell me my art is good)

What’s hotter than infrastructure? NOTHIN’! Hear Garrett 🌴 and scott thiede chat with Jeremy Schmidt about Table Top games, Pokemon, and Cities Skylines on episode 268.

New Years is the calendar’s birthday 😌

Lady Gaga: “when I was young, I prayed for lightning” Me, a former lifeguard: “yassss”

even Amazon recognizes everything I buy from them is a mistake

Only reason gay people go to hell is cuz Satan is gay and wants his way with all of us

I just learned that cuckoo, Dee Dee, and sing sing are all movies out rn