I’ve seen enough, Blazers going 82-0. (then lose in the first round of the playoffs)

*chuckles* I’m in danger

Cracked the code to my golf game. - Temp over 100° - Half a bicep muscle Best overall round of my life 😭

QUACK 😂🦆 #GoDucks

Dumper Dinger Derby Chris ßrinton🌾🌽

Thankfully Cal Raleigh broke the Boone Line™️ for Mariners Home Run Derby performances 😅

THATS MY DUMPER

CAL RALEIGH TO THE FINALS OF THE #HRDERBY

ESPN: A kid just robbed a home run! The Kid:

JUST FELL TO MY KNEES IN HARBOR FREIGHT. CAL RALEIGH IS THE HOME RUN DERBY CHAMPION 🍑🍑🍑🍑

Didn’t have “fighting a brush fire with a garden hose” on my Tuesday night bingo card…

Every. Single. Time. You suckers.

Just told a man in line at the airport Costco about Dame coming back to Portland. Thought he’d cry.

A huge thanks to CFD1/Sandy Fire (BR371 & E371) for their work on Tuesday night. Things could have been much worse. (PSA: Stop letting your children play with fireworks unsupervised) x.com/swooshmcduck/s…

Some of the best memories I have with my late father are sitting on his lap after AM preschool & watching Ryno & the Cubbies on WGN in the afternoon. RIP 😭

Tomorrow…👀

*taps sign*

Somewhere, in a dark lonely room, a Brave Grape just cried out in anger.

Of course we get stuck behind these losers 🙄