Who will win the World Cup? A child who has crystals for eyes and who levitates and chants in a language made entirely of light.

Hey folks! Samantha Ko here! Bet y'all can't guess what creepy old lighthouse I've spent the past few months in.

I can't say a whole lot about being here. I've been sworn to secrecy by some pretty spooky people. But I CAN say that I am REALLY BORED! -Samantha Ko

Also, Hemingway the Cormorant is really cute. But at the same time cormorants are hecked up pterodactyl birds. -Samantha Ko

New episode! We talk about dinosaurs and existential dread. soundcloud.com/user-967697558…

I am bitterly disappointed to learn that you can't really make shadow puppets with a lighthouse lantern. Your hands are just too small. Next experiment: Bat Signal! -Samantha Ko

Its hard occupying myself here. I basically have nobody to talk to. I don't even know how long I'll have to stay here, which is frustrating. But hey, the moneys good. -Samantha Ko

My field is Archaeo-linguistics which is super specialised and super expensive so I really need the money. I felt like Grant and Sattler at the start of Jurassic Park when I got the offer to bankroll all my future research -Samantha Ko

And its not actually BAD on the island. Just dull and creepy and lonely. Its worth the money, I guess -Samantha Ko

Ok, alternate theory explaining the Host's condition . . . -Sam Ko

It's always cold and it's always damp and the wi-fi tempramental and Sea Shanties aren't as fun when there's nobody to sing them with you. -Samantha Ko

So between The🎤Beacon and The Box Podcast it looks like super heroes are real now too. Can't anything just be fun and made up? - Sam Ko

The Lift brings you "Moving Day"! An aging widow reaches a crossroads as she prepares to move from her beloved home. traffic.libsyn.com/hcsvntfabulas/… … Author: @GwendolynKiste. Told by Amber Collins Jessica McEvoy, Nichole Goodnight ☾ Don’t Slay Me 🔪 , @AndyJams92 Score: Nico 🍊 We Talk of Dreams 🎧 Dark Myths Podcasts

Everything's going to be okay!

Happy Easter folks! I'm sitting here eating chocolate eggs with Hemmingway! Oh yeah, I'm at the Lighthouse now by the way. Explain later. -Samantha Ko

I'm sure The Host would say something along the lines of "Here is a pair of Truth-Spreaders spreading truth" but I just think these gals are fun and the critters are interesting, I can't wait to hear about this Jumpy Boi -Samantha Ko x.com/CryptKeepPod/s…

Sam here! so I've been bored the past few months and got into Audio Dramas. Here's what I'm listening to these days: ars PARADOXICA has a great story and great queer rep and @GhostRadioTX is a really interesting take on Post Apoc with EVEN MORE queer rep!

Hey, Sheldon Brown, (David Marian) was shot this weekend and is in the hospital. He should be make a full recovery, but he’s got some big expenses ahead—can you all boost this and try to get him the help he needs? gofundme.com/support-for-sh…