Live in 10 on Twitch: #Splaturday (#Splatoon3 and more) I've spent so many hours trying to keep them at bay that I'm a sweaty mess. The Salmonids are revolting... and so am I.

Live in 10 on Twitch: #TheTumult (#PicoPark2, #Splatoon3) So I keep thinking up new ways to tackle this problem, but none of them are working. I'm up to Plan L.

Live in 10 on Twitch: #Splaturday (#Splatoon3 and more) O Christmas Squee-G, O Christmas Squee-G, how do you clean ink so easily?

Live in 10 on Twitch: #Splaturday (#Splatoon3 and more) The digit may have changed, but count on me to provide more of the same (less of the sane)!

Live in 10 on Twitch: #TheTumult (#MarioKart8Deluxe) This part of the track is where the rubber meets anything except the road. I found a shortcut! (No, no. It ends in a wall.)

Live in 10 on Twitch: #Splaturday (#Splatoon3 and more) I live for what's new. Variety (my favorite spice) and people to share it with, that's what I ask.

Live in 10 on Twitch: #TheTumult (#ChainedTogether) I have decided to climb and try to escape, and you must join me, my fair-fettered friends; whether you want to or not, because of the cold steel that joins us together.

Live in 10 on Twitch: #Splaturday (#Splatoon3 and more) I'm eying what's just ahead, trying to anticipate all the ways it could go wrong.

Live in 10 on Twitch: #TheTumult (#MarvelRivals) I'm flailing around just trying to keep up; you know I'm going to injure myself. Looks like I'm putting the E.R. in Hero.

Live in 10 on Twitch: #Splaturday (#Splatoon3 and more) I thought I'd try a new weapon class, but it's not helping. Now I'm just kicking the bucket.

Live in 10 on Twitch: #TheTumult (#FallGuys) So they were tailing me trying to get my tail, then they caught up and stole my tail. Now I'm tailing them, chasing my own tail to get it back!

Live in 10 on Twitch: #Splaturday (#Splatoon3 and more) They say different map projections mislead you in different ways on how the world really is. My map projection is that my team is losing, and I'm pretty sure that's correct.

Live in 10 on Twitch: #TheTumult (#PicoPark) Park yourself right here and enjoy my antics stumbling around figuring out these puzzles!

Live in 10 on Twitch: #Splaturday (#Splatoon3 and more) They said to me, "May you live in eggciting times." Only now do I begin to understand what they meant.

Live now on Twitch: #Zelda #EchoesOfWisdom Wisdom speaks softly yet ((echoes)) clearly; we must listen...

Live in 10 on Twitch: #TheTumult (#MarioKart8Deluxe) My bike called me a third wheel and started the race without me.

Live in 10 on Twitch: #Splaturday (#Splatoon3 and more) The garish hues of ink they've chosen hurt my eyes. We must bright back!

Live now on Twitch: #Zelda #EchoesOfWisdom Wisdom speaks softly yet ((echoes)) clearly; we must listen...

Live in 10 on Twitch: #TheTumult (#PlantsVsZombiesGardenWarfare2) Emerging from the earth, we're grounded in our determination to win!

Live in 10 on Twitch: #Splaturday (#Splatoon3 and more) He may have splatted me again, but at least I traded this time. It's the ol' one for two special.