👨‍🍳 🛹 🏄‍♂️ 🎵 🏝 All I wanna do^^

Told my dad I’m making a Dutch baby tn... he stared at me for a solid 5 min before realising I meant the dish😂🤦‍♂️

Say what you want but midnight showers are a vibe

Whip out a tattoo machine with like 10 needles ready to attack me for 3 hours and I’d happily come... just don’t take me for a bloody injection!!! Those needles scary af😭😭

Dogs

Truffles are op... if you feel otherwise please leave thanks

Why do IA’s even exist

This entrance is extraordinary

Just watch... tom everyone’s WiFi is gonna “crash” during school cause of tonight’s storm

My house is falling apart This storm is dismantling it like a piece of Lego

Chicken and Dumpling soup is one of the best comfort foods

Go ask Mishaal to send you a video of him winking... it’s so bloody funny that idiot can’t wink

I ended up forgetting why I even messaged her🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

Honestly screw autocorrect... it has created more problems for me than it’s solved It some how always only changes the wrong bloody words

Historic moment in Indian Swimming !!! Sajan Prakash breaks the glass ceiling clocks 1:56.38 an Olympic qualification time. CONGRATULATIONS

FYI a wedding where the groom wears a Fastskin and the groomsmen wear matching one briefs is a wedding we will sponsor.

Walking on the freezing marble floor in a hotel room first thing in the morning makes me wanna cry