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Swift Yapper

@swiftyapper

Consumed by ⚽| Manchester United 🔴⚪️⚫️ | F1 Novice 🏁 | RTs are usually endorsements | Skilled Sarcasm quotient

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calendar_today11-08-2017 19:36:45

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Ruben putting Casemiro front and centre for all to see why he is not fit for purpose anymore. Decent in short bursts and will be in asset in last 15-20 mins to close games / put pressure if chasing. If United need any modicum of control, a proper MF required. #MUFC

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Every passing day, any offer under 50mil of the British King’s finest for Garnacho is an absolute joke. Both Chelsea and Garnacho can do one if they expect the club to cave. This is the only sale where the club CAN / MUST be resolute in their demand. #MUFC

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United were legitimately robbed in that match. That was a clear penalty for Cunha, Saliba was nowhere near the ball. VAR unsurprisingly shocking from GW1. #MUNARS #MUFC

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Dropping Odegaard like an odorous dump at the first sight of a shiny new toy. Never want to see Odegaard over Bruno nonsense again. Y’all made your feelings about your captain pretty clear.

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Looking for changes one can make to trick this algorithm and stop seeing posts from either wannabe tacticos or wannabe Pulitzer chasing opinion pieces on Manchester United. Thoughts?

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NOW, Amorim will be forced to bring on Bruno to win. This discourse that Man Utd will somehow be better without him is so stupid, it borders on insanity. #MUFC

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Managers who wish to exploit Man Utd can start sharpening up their resumes because this brother ain’t seeing Christmas in England. #MUFC #Amorim

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IF a manager change must happen, I hope Ruben doesn't give the club the opportunity & instead walks, as an indictment of this "football" club. Barring 4 players I have no sympathy for those who were there before this season & I can't muster hope for those who have come now. #MUFC

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Yes, but it shouldn’t be confused with sensationalism about INEOS’ term so far. There are genuine fan concerns to be advocated for instead of crude slogans. There are many fan groups and perhaps all of you can be aligned and put collective pressure on specific grievances. #MUFC

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No Lando incels should ever complain about no “team support” when you see such blatant favouritism. McLaren literally comprised their WDC leader to tow Lando TWICE. Think of how RBR and Merc support their driver who leads the WDC and look at this shitshow. #F1 #ItalianGP #McLaren

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Everyone can see through the manufactured “championship fight”. Quite the indictment from a serial champion. In competitive machinery, he will destroy this McLaren handwringing by himself. McLaren have a ‘killer’ of their own but if this continues, not for long. #F1 #ItalianGP

Everyone can see through the manufactured “championship fight”. Quite the indictment from a serial champion. In competitive machinery, he will destroy this McLaren handwringing by himself. McLaren have a ‘killer’ of their own but if this continues, not for long. #F1 #ItalianGP
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Really appreciate Max expressing his disbelief. That ‘Ha’ alone shows how ludicrous the McLaren call was. #F1 #ItalianGP