Maybe just don't cheat on your wife.

Californians moving to Texas think it's going to be paradise but once there complain to no end about expensive utilities, bad weather, and the complete lack of public spaces.

When I was practicing in northern Utah, this sort of thinking made professional advancement *really* difficult. Can you imagine not being able to grab coffee or lunch to be able to network with senior attorneys who, at least in Utah, were invariably men? 1/x

I don't think this "Billy Graham rule" is just about men who can't control themselves. It's about making sure that women cannot participate in society fully and freely, and it's about limiting their opportunities. 8/8

Pray you never get a chronic illness, man. Pray you never go to doctors who say “hmm, I don’t know, you are definitely bleeding from the eyeballs but the tests are all normal. Have you tried yoga?” People don’t become citizen medical researchers because it’s a fun hobby.

Just a reminder that Universal Healthcare would take about 5% of your paycheck instead of the 20% you currently pay Oh yeah & no copays or deductibles The US healthcare system is a wealth & asset grab by the billionaire class It has very little to do with health or caring

John Mulaney getting on stage and mercilessly mocking everyone at Salesforce’s Dreamforce conference is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read

the american queer community is so selfish and spoiled they can’t possibly fathom chappell roan taking into consideration the queer people all over the globe negatively impacted by both parties’ administrations

mind you all she said was both major parties have serious issues and that everyone should research and remember to vote locally as well and y’all are actually mad???😭is the DNC paying y’all or what

Friendly reminder that practicing the "Billy Graham Rule" at work is actually gender discrimination. If you can't be trusted alone with women, you should not be out in public.

Remember when Democrats kept saying Rafah was the "red line"? Well, it wasn't. Neither is Syria or Lebanon apparently.

Thinking again about when everyone told Elon his favorite author was a socialist and he got so mad he called them bigots and worthy of contempt and then revealed he didn’t know what socialism is.

Um…can I get a wellness check on the bears in this guy’s area?

Everything is normal today thedailybeast.com/black-nazi-mar…

How do liberals reconcile their disdain for anyone they think is a secret republican with democrats frequently seeking unity with actual republicans

Rage quote-tweeting someone who deserves to be cancelled to your entire platform is just free marketing for them, my darlings. Don’t fall for rage bait. Block, report, and move on.

White people are badgering us to vote for Kamala to stop fascism, yet fascism is already here. Missouri will execute an innocent man tomorrow, where is she? Not a mumbling word has she spoken.