I want to help you move and I want you to take me to urgent care when I cant drive and I want to watch your kid for a night to give you a break and I want you to cook me a meal just because and I want to pick you up when your car breaks down because we're friends and friends help

where is the local coed frat for autistic girls

they should invent a social media that makes people happy

fuck being in a relationship i’m saying shit like “hehehe”

dare shirts are the new “I❤️NY” shirt however I❤️NY shirts are once again chic

a trans music duo and dave chappelle both winning grammys is very 2023 idk idk

purgatory is being stuck in a pong game where both sides have one cup left and you’re there forever

some things we learned during the george floyd protests that you should know if you’re attending a protest—a thread 🧵:

tonight in dc:

there should have been someone in my life to explain to me what it meant that i had a crush on her as a child

in an objectifying way i think they should make the men’s gymnastics do it shirtless

the gay and wondrous life of caleb gallo should've been picked up for tv a decade ago i'm so glad this is finally happening for him and i hope it's a massive hit

I’m happy with the Walz pick. Even happier than I thought I’d be. But not complacent. This is a reminder that they’re listening. They’re responding to pressure. There’s no reason not to turn it up a notch on issues like housing, policing, Palestine.

no revenge because the life i have began to live in your absence has been more wonderful than any moment spent in your presence

And this is why the jokes aren’t funny and this is why an unchecked rumor by Vance and Trump actually has real life consequences.

it’s all alright