i love dune 2. dune 2 others as you would have them dune 2 you

[bene gesserit voice] kiss me I’m Irish

Magical.

Did I mention I’m on vacation in Europe? Well, I am.

I’m in Paris and every time I hear a police siren I wonder if they’re after Jason Bourne or Ethan Hunt.

The one phrase I’ve said more often in Paris than any other (quietly and to myself).

Cheese rollin’.

Our train through Wales just stopped at Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. I will never complain about the English language again.

How soon until we see a T-shirt that says “REAL MEN ARE GUILTY”?

I took my wife on her dream vacation for her birthday and she just told me the Trump verdict is the best gift she could have ever gotten. Thanks.

MEANWHILE IN CANADA: yikes

I’m still not clear on what superpowers The Reverse Cowgirl has.

Halloween all rolled up into one deadly little package.

It’s International Women’s Day and I believe all men and women should be equal but my wife says I’m not ready for that kind of responsibility.