i do not really believe astrology but i do believe in cancer women

i’m 2 days into accidental withdrawal off my meds and my mentor had me buy my first machine. needless to say i am now the owner of a very expensive tattoo machine that i ordered with next day shipping in a crazed state.

hey guys? don’t ever let me do that again. i am a living corpse

i literally spend more time on twitter blocking people with shitty takes than i do tweeting

Hum
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Conan O’Brien 1995

'back when covid' 'during covid' 'when the pandemic was happening' literally right now, all of these statements include today, right now, at this very second! language matters, stop talking about it like it's in the past!

THERE IS A TYPO THERE IS A FUCKING TYPO!!!! IM JUMPING UP AND DOWN YALL FUCKED IT UP!!!! TALIMAN?????

gonna be honest if my mentor doesn’t let me do these im going to cry

it’s so funny i literally just ordered stickers today and consciously made the choice to not include the word “tattoos” on them because im not tattooing….my life is so silly