😔 My wife has left me, she says I’m too obsessed with FPL

In my defence I’ve got Gabriel, Gusto & Pedro Porro…..

My fucking guy man

“Real Madrid, you can’t keep doing this in the Champions League:”

Forgot all the shit in the water.

Literal sportswashing.

One of the last things Steve Albini said publicly before he died. Absolute legend.

Don’t make me tap the sign

This about tonight or since he arrived?

Good job Tuchel 👏

🫣

Eric Maxim Choupo-Goalting

Joshua Kimmich to get a job in the WWE after tonight.

WHAT A GOAL! Florentino Perez is wondering if you can unsend a fax. #RMAFCB

Musiala is a bit like Bambi in headlights out there at the moment. #RMAFCB

“‘Best team in Europe wearing Adidas kit’ you’ll never sing that”

Jürgen Klopp covering Craig David?

Isn’t that called the Billie Eilish?

I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof.

Nitrous oxide addiction is no laughing matter.

He’s not a football man

Chelsea have agreed personal terms with 'Messinho,' according to Fabrizio Romano 💣