Imagine ending up in Jail on 1st April and still being in Jail on 2nd. 🙃

Badi badi batein karna aasan hai, ye batana mushkil hai ki therapist ne bataya tha.

I believe in vibrations a lot, specially apne vibrator ki.

Bachhe itne passion aur enthusiasm se gaate hai national anthem, GST nahi jaata na.

Hello people from Dubai (if any) I am coming to perform in May, watch me live, excited for this. 💫🤝🏻 Ticket link - ln.run/9gqos

Adulthood is sitting behind cab driver’s seat so he can’t see you crying.

I didn’t know my house help would decide how my mood for the rest of the day will be. Hello, adulthood.

Bahot Shaunk tha apni Gatiyon aur tajurbo se zindagi ki seekh lene ka, ye nahi pata tha is process me chante padte hai zindagi ke. Adulthood strikes. Go hug your parents.

Role play me doctor to sab bante hai bass homeopathy ka koi nahi banta.

Solving the last few pieces of the puzzle. It’s when you’re least patient but most excited for the perfect picture to form in front of you. Releasing my second video soon. The picture ain’t perfect, but worth a look.

Dilli Gurgaon ke jam me dost ko phone Kara, wo bhi jam me tha, ab hum dono ek dusre ki side ke horn sunn rahe.

Yo guys, very excited to record my next stand up bit for YouTube, if you’re in Delhi, do come for this one and let’s have the best time together! 🍻 in.bookmyshow.com/events/the-con…

Doing the full confession again & recording it for YouTube! 14-15 Aug - Delhi Live Show passes here in.bookmyshow.com/events/the-con…

Not sure if I’m spending more time on my phone or looking for my phone everywhere always.

AI ki photo hai, Chat GPT ki caption hai, bc what is this world we are living in?

Gas aur anxiety itni rehti hai asli heart attack ke time pata hi nahi chalna bc mujhe.

I look like all you need⚡️ Dropping my next YouTube video on September 12, 2024. See you guys there youtube.com/@swatisachdeva…

Once a Cheater, video out now on YouTube, link below 👇🏼 . ✨ youtu.be/dlKrOTgVCSw #swatisachdeva #reels #cheating #comedy #standupcomedy