✈️ Recently I was in Cape Verde and Christine was in Togo to visit cooperation projects. As MPs, we need to understand how our projects work on the ground — or why they don’t. #CapeVerde #Togo #DevelopmentCooperation

🦊 Wildlife in Luxembourg be like: “Can I cross the road without dying today?” Governments: "idk, try 👀” Let’s build those wildlife corridors before the foxes unionize.

Concrete is not a personality. Neither is another parking lot. Plant something, you might like it. 🌱

🌍 Earth is lowkey giving… but we’re treating her like a side chick. Stop ghosting nature. Start respecting her boundaries. No means no to deforestation, bro. #NatureConservationDay

If you have a rare disease in Luxembourg, your treatment plan might look like this: 1. Google the drug 2. Book a Ryanair flight 3. Pay everything yourself 4. Pray for reimbursement 🙃

Step 1: Get diagnosed with a rare disease Step 2: Realize your medication isn’t available in Luxembourg Step 3: Cry in trilingual bureaucracy 😭🇱🇺 10/10 health system if you're lucky enough to be healthy.

Rare disease patient: needs life-saving meds Health fund: “Sure, just pay up front, submit a form, wait 3–6 months, maybe get reimbursed... or not.” Me: Is this a healthcare system or Squid Game? 🦑

BREAKING: Luxembourg to replace rare disease treatment with “thoughts and prayers” due to reimbursement inconsistencies. 🙏💊 Ministry says: “We understand the concerns and will create a task force by 2030.”

It’s 2025 and your emergency services still rely on a single phone network. What could possibly go wrong? 😬📵

Imagine paying for 5G and ending up with "No Service" during a crisis. Can’t call. Can’t get alerts. Can’t even complain on Twitter. 🤐

A single telecom operator goes down → emergency numbers vanish → no alerts go out. And we’re calling this “world-class digital infrastructure”? 💀

Just found out my ability to call 112 depends on whether my provider is having a good day. Feeling super safe 👍

Eis bleift näischt erspuert

When your whole country’s cybersecurity plan depends on good vibes and hopes the router doesn’t crash again. 🔥 #WeAreNotReady

Ukrainians: Launch full-scale digital services mid-war. Luxembourg: Struggles to digitize a driving license without crashing the internet. 🙃