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me forcing my cat to look at the screen while we watch alien (1979): do you see how ripley is able to save jonesy from the alien because he lets her pick him up and put him in a carrier?

VIRTUAL REALITY: eating gluten from the dark web

YODA: Luke, when gone am I... the last of the Jedi will you be...except for Ahsoka Tano, Ezra Bridger, Cal Kestis, Cere Junda, Gungi- the wookiee jedi kid, Reva, Oppo Rancisis, Coleman Kcaj, Ka-Moon Kholi, Selrahc Elous, some guy named "Naq Med" if reading this right I am.

LUKE: Cal...Kestis?? Mouthfeel on that one is a little off... YODA: a double jump, he can do.

Perrysburg Journal, Ohio, April 3, 1903

An extraordinary c. 500,000-300,00 year-old Acheulean handaxe knapped around a fossil shell. The shell’s central display suggests an aesthetic intention by the toolmaker. From West Tofts, Norfolk. 📷: Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology, University of Cambridge #Archaeology

Roger Roger

i live by one rule

me problem solving

If anyone tries to tell me historical art is boring I’m gonna show them this Nazca rat pot from 200-600AD

Roman grave monument for a beloved horse, with a moving epitaph: 'You once outran the wandering birds and beat the northwest winds, now you graze no longer in Tuscan woods and Siculan fields, but rest stabled in this tomb.' From Brescia, 2nd century AD, Verona Maffeiano

Caves of Qud

the kid that wore Heelys to school when the bell rang to change classes

Robocop game boy game director: “hey jonathan we need a title theme. it’s robocop for game boy, nothing special” Jonathan Dunn, reeling from the abrupt dissolution of his 9 year relationship, yet grateful that he once had a love who made saying goodbye so hard: “yeah, ok”

Make believe it’s not just madness.

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The best, most relatable song lyric is Sam Cooke singing "don't know much about science book"