Dear Amazon Please advise what part of this note on my door is unclear to your driver and meant it was okay for him to knock TWICE to attempt delivery of a parcel that isn’t even mine?! No attempt at a phone call made. Not impressed 😡

Reminiscing on the days when we used to go out 4 times a week, crawl in at 5am and still manage to… instagram.com/p/ujPcYJzYBK/

The novelty of this being home alone malarkey is wearing thin... I have no one to annoy 😣 Joe Coleman

Quietly frankly, today can f*** off. So I've decided to run away and buy a tropical island, have a pet… instagram.com/p/uvdiJqzYOp/

Weeeeeeeelll, today sucked

Quietly contemplating whether I can get away with going to bed yet

Time to man up 💪 #FearOfTheUnkown #ManUp #NextStep instagram.com/p/u7lip2zYAI/

Got a few scary / exciting months ahead of me... Toys R Us Exeter here I come... 🙈 #ToysRUs #NewStore… instagram.com/p/u_WcTlTYJq/

So I'm moving tomorrow morning and the packing is going really well... Priorities! 🙊 #Priorities… instagram.com/p/vLyVcqzYHA/

Not sure whether this is hilarious or just awkward - the channel that was on the TV when I turned on… instagram.com/p/vOwfmOzYMm/

So glad I have brothers... adam.spencerr #Birthday #Sigh #Brothers #OhDear instagram.com/p/vzGzDHzYIg/

Soo "just popping out for some lunch" escalated pretty quickly bishla87! The joys of retail management… instagram.com/p/wWZkV0zYNA/

The night I force - fed Bethan her first tequila! 🙊 miss you guys x timehop.com/c/fup:10150449…

The night I force fed Bethan her first tequila... Miss you guys x #Freshers #UniFriends #SU #Tequila… instagram.com/p/xdtzqkTYHv/

So apparently I used to be quite tall!? #Throwback #WorkNightOut #TheGoodOldDays instagram.com/p/xjH5jDzYPU/

So apparently you can't buy anything in Peacocks unless you buy a 5p bag...Being made to feel like a criminal for bringing your own bag 👏

Definitely worked hard today... 2 gym classes as well as Tae Kwon Do. Will sleep well tonight 💪… instagram.com/p/BEozN-izYPa/

Spent a good half an hour today turning my flat upside-down while trying to find my missing car… instagram.com/p/BE3sSxhTYBB/

"Resting bitch face"... Getting me in trouble since 1991 💀 #RestingBitchFaceProblems #HappyFace… instagram.com/p/BE9YTE0zYCC/

Don't let the bastards get you down ☺️ #HomeSweetHome #Hometown #Barbican #Plymouth @ Blues Bar… instagram.com/p/BFE_3zEzYAR/