I’ll serve crack before I serve this country

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Mississippi.

i let her hit because she’s hot & has good taste in music

not right now kitten, daddy has to go to war

Trump just declared WW3 and we all just in our room gooning

if i die from a bombing y'all know why

i hate one of the dishwashers at my job so much, he's so annoying and no one likes him and he's a weirdo and a creep

guys i might get bombed tomorrow so who wants to fuck before i die??

who wants to help me believe this is real

PLEASE IM BEGGING

me in my room deciding if I should greet the house guests or starve to death:

Yes pastor i loved the message can i speak to your lightskin daughter now

me and that one oomf who likes all my tweets

i'm trynna tongue punch someone's daughter's fart box rn😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

i need to get on this show i think it would be the best thing to happen to me

who up wishing things were different