The exact reason why I don’t entertain any form of Exam discussion after the exam.

_“𝚄𝚗𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙵𝚞𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝙳𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝙰𝚛𝚝: 𝙳𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚈𝚊𝚖𝚒 𝙵𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎’𝚜 𝙴𝚡𝚌𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙽𝙵𝚃 𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 & 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚁𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗!”_

there's something about being touched without your consent that reaches into your core and dims you.

I just need these breasts reduced

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚕𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚜 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚜. 𝚁𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚣𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚘𝚏

We need to do something about oversabi’s that “correct” peoples names when they are registering something. I write Sophie, you put Sophia, now you said you put it cos you’ve never heard Sophie before. Now I am stressed because documents are incorrect. Which kain wahala be this?

13k likes and thousands of kikiki on a married man celebrating cheating. It’s only funny when a man does it🙂‍↔️

Need Nigerians to understand there’s a difference between expensive things and overpriced things. Buying a car is expensive by default, paying 500k for adire is overpriced as overprice could be

aphrodite ♡︎ misandrist It's even faster to read the plot summary on Wikipedia

Tinubuuuuuuu I haven’t had a maltesers in 2 years

5 days to your birthday, I don dey call you birthday boy😭🤣 heck! Immediately we enter your month, I’ll start talking about it everyday.

“A man can love you deeply and still cheat.” “A man can love you deeply and still forget your birthday” Make una remain small thing for the man wey hate you.

This whole brouhaha has taught me something in male audacity. Apparently many are unaware that they don’t look drop dead gorgeous. Many things are adding up.

Not even trying to be downer but whenever I think of certain conditions, I immediately wonder how ppl lived with it before the Information age, where ignorance, fear and superstition abounded. Which then reminds me of Nigerians who might have it.

You can accurately tell a person's character from what they defend and what they find funny.

the sexualvestigation of Eni is weird.

“Luxury shawarma” God remove me from this Nigeria please I know I’ve done a lot of things but it’s not up to this

I hate the fact that Nigerians adapt too quickly and too quietly

na my life be this abi na prank?

i am not in a good place, geographically.