Holy hand grenade. What a goal from Columbia

Not only is the camera angle bad, it’s crooked. The hell is going on

Emi is the WORST

Drought conditions here in NOVA + unbelievably hot temps. Just had to water my 40+ year old trees.

FS1 again with the camera angle

Taps sign

Someone is a momma’s boy

I am utterly cursed. Every team I have supported for the last six months has lost all their big games. Booo sports

Where’s this energy and anger when there’s a school shooting?

10/10, no notes

This is silly but woo? #MyXAnniversary

If you think the rich donate because of altruism and not tax deductions, I am the wallet inspector and I need to inspect your wallet.

The Father, the Son & the Holy Ghost

Match day chats with the giant child

Perfect

I love you Danny Welbeck

Aurora in Leesburg, VA Capital Weather Gang

I just caught myself talking to a horse. Not sure why this feels crazier than talking to my dogs, but I immediately stopped and feel weirdly embarrassed

The best way to end your Disney vacation is to get sick as a dog on the last day. IYKYK

Everyone is asleep and I’m in the kitchen doing dishes and laughing like a maniac at Man City. I love Boxing Day