Billionaires are slipping this week.

Twitter is looking a little desperate.

Ohhhh look at those LOW RATES

Take a moment to share—this is the sister of a friend of mine.

One thing that really illustrates how unreasonable @RefeUp can be is that he’s reading his book aloud in preparation for a school visit and won’t do an English accent for me. Can you believe it? And this is just one example.

My kid just told me he’s going to keep a log of every time I burn myself and publish it as a book. It’ll be called “DINNER BURNS.” FEED YOURSELF KID. FEED YOURSELF.

nothing like devouring a book. 😂

😂😂

I’m gonna need Mayo Clinic to tone down the attitude this morning.

Shameless self promotion moment: My band is releasing a new single March 10. IF YOU LOVE ME, click the link to presave it on Spotify (or whatever you use). If you hate me or are just indifferent, pretend I’m somebody else and THEN presave it. 😂 obsessions.ffm.to/michigan

It’s that daaaay!! New music out form GOOD LEMONS. #NewMusicFriday obsessions.ffm.to/michigan?fbcli…

We need a squad of #kidlit vigilantes who scour Amazon for AI generated work. They’d leave bad reviews and a six fingered mark. We’d call them the ONE STARS. They would be heroes.

Ooo! Great review for a terrific new middle grade. It's a really fun read - check it out!

*POV: Elon downloads Canva at 3am* ATTN: Design Team I edited the logo and it looks absolutely sick. Please update immediately. You’re fired, Elon

America is weird because instead of ethical pricing for insulin we went with decriminalizing illegal importation. “We won’t stop medical extortion for life saving drugs, but free pass if you want to smuggle some in when the border is open!”

Stuart Greaves has resigned. Now — investigate #IHOPKC fully. Something is awry. Get a true INDEPENDENT 3rd party. Your current 3rd party is NOT acceptable. Stuart likely needs to be looked into further. What about Sliker? Who else has known this for months or even years?