My sister just told me she bakes for longevity

Nick just had to tell me the names of both my hairdressers

It’s not turtle season rn

The University of Chicago seems exhausting.

Wearing my pride shirt so that I Am temporarily immune to the wrath of mankind

Don’t get me wrong or anything it’s the best movie of all time , but they rly couldn’t do better than “la, a note that follows so”?

Jake just said he quote “doesn’t know this song” about do re mi fa so la ti

Me: i used to take swim class Chloe: you were a drowner weren’t you

I have a lot of skills but being a human is not one of them

In a fight with my gf bc she’s late to work bc we both had to watch the boygenius film and analyze

Can’t wait to go forest bathing in late June

Walked in the door got offered a coconut. Just like that.

I’ll be there all day eastern time

I rly wanna wAtch survivor rn

She went to mass at the Vatican

The new Olivia Rodrigo album sounds like Pink Slip from Freaky Friday

I could eat my dinner in a fancy restaurant

What is the difference between grape and raisin jam? I’ve seen both around seems like they’re the same thing tho but are they?

bout that time