Putin dies & goes to hell. After a while he is given a day off for good behaviour so goes to a Moscow bar orders a drink & asks the bartender Is Crimea ours? Yes & the Donbas? Also ours & Kyiv? That too Satisfied Putin drinks & asks Thanks how much do I owe you? 5 euro

80s music still gives me goosebumps.

If everyone who has ever been grateful for the NHS followed and retweeted we’d reach a million by midnight and have a much louder voice for NHS staff.

I stress ate 15 ferro rocher. Don't need help judging. 🤮

Come on, Twitter. Help my day dreaming. Where in the UK can I live that's close to the sea, but also has lush green forests? Oh and great transport links to airports, trains (so close to a town/city). Does this place exist?

First world problems I guess but made a big shop in sainsburys and less than half my order was delivered. 😳

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The normalization of depression has always puzzled me. If a majority of the population works at a job they dislike, comes home to a relationship without connection, and barely has the financial security to make ends meet, depression is the natural response. Human beings have

It's quite special being called liar on twitter when someone who doesn't know you and wasn't there says it couldn't have happened.

I want to hear from people with a healthy BMI. How much sugar have you eaten today and was today typical or atypical? I'm tired of exercising and cutting down on stuff and as feeling like I'm sacrificing a lot for too little. I want to eat what you eat slim person out there.

Best thing that happened today was that my dog and I burped at exactly the same time. And now my day is better for it.

I thought what creepy X is this coming up on the notifications. Poor twitter. Keeping it but using less and less.

I don't understand Sunday trading laws - the point of it. Why are employees made to start earlier but not able to check out shopping? Why can't I use self-checkout? I truly don't understand why some businesses have this pointless rule?

Does anyone else feel intimidated by luxury hotels? Even if I won the lottery I'd remain faithful to ⭐⭐⭐⭐

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Does anyone actually not stick cotton buds in ears? I know that's THE advice. But... Realistically?

Now and again I feel the urge to play the lottery. Not because of a crazy desire to be super rich. Just a desperate need to escape work life, watch sunsets and read books. (Then I look at the odds and scold myself for spending the money). 😕

I'd be so much happier to use Twitter if it was called Twitter again.

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Ability to work under pressure. Translation: do the work of three people for the price of one.