Arizona state and Michigan both would have shit on that abomination of a team yall fielded this year. Pipe down.

Your best tight end portals out! Our best tight end went to the playoffs 2 years in a row. Eat a bag of dicks.

Respectfully, Senator Ted Cruz please do not attend another UT game.

. Nik Bonitto damn bro life comes at you fast.

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Thank you, Texas!🤘🏼 “Be strong and courageous. Do not fear or be in dread of them, for it is the Lord your God who goes with you. He will not leave you or forsake you.”” - Deuteronomy 31:6

All Gas BABY. Taaffe is back in the saddle again for another ride.

In case any horns fans want to book mark this for next season. Also, anyone have Marcel Reed Vs Arch manning in a pff comparison? Or even QE3 vs Reed?

Burnt Ends forever! Thank you Gunnar! Hook em! Burntendsnil.com

Assuming the average dick size of those 1057 men that plowed Bonnie Blue was 5”. That’s 146.8 yards worth of dick That’s more than the passing yards Marcel Reed had against Texas (146 yards) Bonnie Blue took more yards of dick than aggy passed for against Texas last year

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Get your party pants on and let's get together to watch the first ever preseason consensus #1 ranked longhorns led by arch manning play some team from ohio. tailgate.surlyhorns.com/event/1/what-t… $75 all inclusive - see you there.

BURNT ENDS BITCH!!!!!!!!! Gunnar Helm

2 weeks until college football starts. Come kick it off with us @ Marlow 700 E 6th St. $20 admission for cash bar, soda and snacks or $75 all inclusive full bar + food from Golden Tiger. We have 2 VIP tables for up to 10 with servers for $850 each. tailgate.surlyhorns.com/event/1/what-t…

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There's always someone who is making edits on surlyhorns.com to make us laugh. See if you can spot it in the flyer...

There are a limited number of tickets left and only 1 VIP table. tailgate.surlyhorns.com/event/1/what-t…