Networking is just speed dating but you lie about your startup instead of your hobbies.

My toxic trait is thinking I can rebuild the internet in a weekend.

Deep disgust for poverty.

The only moat that matters is buying the land around your competitors’ office

Sam Altman just slapped us with bubble energy. If your startup doesn’t have fireworks and a parachute, you might just implode.

The real AI wars won’t be about GPUs. They’ll be about parameter sovereignty : who owns the embeddings that own you.

LLMs these days: ~ Ah, now I get it. ~ You're absolutely right. ~ Sorry for the confusion.

My portfolio loads faster than your crush texts back 👀

day 4 of building sip n' ship! ☕️⛵️ say hello to v.1 !! 🎉

FONMI (fear of not making it).

Are there industry plants in tech startups?

I think caffeine helps Me with focal reasoning.

if your laptop fan doesnt scream, your ngmi.

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I guess we would just keep rawdogging it.

how's the chatgpt wrapper going lil bro ?

Why is that most times, friends won’t support you, it’s usually strangers ?

People on twitter keep Grok asking “is this real” ? “Is this ai?” Meanwhile, AI is learning to fact-check humans, see patterns and make decisions faster than us, At this rate, bots won’t just correct us, they will run everything. Humans : 0. AI : 1. Extinction incoming lol