Dildara dildara Bhad me jaye jaag sara

Tere mast mast do nain Uske liye mat ro bhen

what's ur crush's name backwards, mine is yenom

The best thing I heard today was a pregnant lady arguing with her partner saying “I have two brains and you have one”.

High maintenance but I’m the one maintaining it 🫶🏽

The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing

Private relationship my ass... hide me and Imma cheat on you

How do I transfer the money on my mind to my debit card?

well, Sandeep Lamichhane disappeared like his snapchat messages.

He dumped me so I started dating his boss. Now he’s working on weekends too

Once you start skipping the classes, there’s no going back to regularity.

Never argue with a girl who watches #bigboss

I’m smart 🤪

It feels illegal to know about these 16 websites:

Accidentally spend all my life to making sure everyone else around me feels comfortable, Only to realize I never felt comfortable the whole time.

It takes about 50 hours of socializing to go from acquaintance to casual friend, an extra 40 hours to become a 'real' friend, and 200 hours in total to become a close friend

Men can understand mathematics, stock, market, crypto, but not a women.