Do you ever read a text and think “Holy Shit, what a psycho“ but still hit send?

I think about this at least once a week.

Bought some dolls for my kid on marketplace and let’s just say it went.. ????

Democrats should introduce a gun control bill called the "The Donald Trump safety and gun control bill" and make republicans vote against it.

Sorry that I didn’t tweet for 6 months, I took a nap.

Guys what are we wearing tomorrow? Sorry, it’s my first civil war.

Welp.. at least I don’t have to worry that immigrants eat my cat anymore.

Missionary, because I like to keep arguing.

this is the American equivalent of the Notre Dame burning

Our democratic governor really sucks at crisis management, going to vote for another democrat next time.

I want to live on a cool dystopia like Mad Max or Blade runner, not the one where the president is a car salesman for the richest man on the planet. Boring.

Are there actually women who use the weird morse code settings on their vibrator? If I wanted all that chaos I’d just sleep with a man.

I always look forward to funerals too. The food. The chittychat. Good times.

Trump 2024: “I’ll end the war on day one.” Trump 100 days into his 2nd term: “Vladimir STOP 🥺👉🏻👈🏻”

This messy Trump-Musk breakup is truly the gayest thing about pride month

Now say "Nick Cannon has more baby mamas than you."

Instagram and Facebook are going to freak out when they see the Elon / Trump tweets in 6 months.

Moooooom the girls are fighting again.

Taking my duties as a mom very seriously.