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Ripping off your mask off after getting back in the car has the same energy as slamming your computer shut after a zoom meeting

🌙 ⋆·˚ ⋆·˚ ༘ * 🔭🦔 he’s looking at the moon

Gonna start calling the veterinarian the dogtor and no one can stop me

Justice.

Boneless wings are just chicken nuggets

“Seeing Bill and Melinda Gates not Excel at their relationship has me like “Word?” I wish our Windows weren’t closed but you made it a PowerPoint to stay away. Here’s hoping your future has a better Outlook.”

My lifelong dream is to domesticate a raccoon

It’s always Willem Dafoe, never Willem Dafriend😔

Happy National Cheese Lover’s Day to all that celebrate! This is gonna be one for the books!🧀♥️

Why is Venmo the most utilized cash exchanging app when it’s the least functional thing I’ve ever used in my life

Hotdogs never don’t hit let’s be real

Hey will u keep my streaks alive when I’m at yl camp

cant stop repeating this and giggling

If you fuck with peeps you’re sus

My hobbies include tomfoolery, shenanigans, and monkey business

As president the first thing I would do is ban scary movie commercials at night

I hate when GIRLS die