Kemi Badenoch on: Revenge porn: "We shouldn't legislate for hurt feelings." Abortion: voted against clinic buffer zones & pills-by-post Maternity leave: "It's excessive. We need more personal responsibility." JK Rowling celebrates a hit to women's rights to spite trans people

This is funny.

this is my electoral map prediction for tuesday because this country is COOKED

Someone around Greenwich is having a very bad day today

It would be funny if the Kamala camp launched one of those "Vote Harris. Nobody has to know." ads but targeted specifically at leftists.

Harris ad: Avocado Toast Millennial 1: I hate Amerikkka. Time to vote third party to spite my loving parents. Avocado Toast Millennial 2: haha yeah (Looks over to Outback Steakhouse across the street and is suddenly overcome with enormity of American Values, ticks Harris box)

Oh they got this all screwed up

oh man just wait until you hear what it's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than

they live in an alternate reality

Please understand that this platform is about to become the very least reliable source of information in the aggregate if Trump starts losing tomorrow. Coup Two requires people to feel "robbed" and Musk is going to go into overdrive making the MAGAs feel that.

if you’re a leftist voting for kamala because of your concern for americans’ reproductive health and freedom, i hope that you will also make a contribution to a woman in gaza in need of those same resources

Final Marist poll: Harris +4% lead nationally

Absolutely, your “for you” tab is gonna be a million blue check nazis whining about voting migrants and faulty voting machines and no amount of blocking will matter

been hearing a lot of friends say they’re planning on avoiding the internet tomorrow. not me! it’s gonna be christmas morning for hall of fame bad posts on here. we’re talking takes so bafflingly stupid we can’t even imagine. and i need them all beamed directly into my brain.

we spun up seven trillion ancestor simulations to predict the next president. uncountable souls lived and died in artificial worlds. the result is 50:50

live your life like Ridley Scott, crashing through a History Department at 88 mph telling everybody to "suck it up bitch, I'm here now and I say robin hood was real and the Colosseum was full of sharks"

@UnderBridg51409 molly taft So idk, maybe stop pretending to be a persecuted person because you have to remember some shit about people, for fuck's sake.

Elon Musk joins the very long list of inventors and entrepreneurs throughout history- including his namesake Nikola Tesla - who prove over and again it’s possible to have some very good ideas but still be horribly wrong about many other things.

For many more examples of stupid genius, check out katie spalding’s book - which now needs another chapter: google.com.au/books/edition/…