Please. Pretty please. Pretty please with sugar on top.

This is one of the wildest nature videos I think I've seen. It looks like they took the hardest possible route, but maybe ants like to flex a little.

I made a terrible error in scheduling . Agreed to 2 extra nights at work with only day off after 7 nights. Didn't put them in my calendar so also signed up for two locums 12h DAY shifts with only 1 day off (today, still in PJs). So 9 nights and 2 days in 14. Tomorrow gonna HURT.

This is one of the saddest things I have ever seen.

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Happy birthday to my beautiful bride. Maui and Kauai next week for a combo birthday/anniversary celebration!

Aloha from Haleakala tweeps!

My wife got me up at 1:30 AM to do the sunrise at Haleakalā in Maui and it's only 2:30PM and I'm tipsy and we have an expensive dinner at seven and I have to get up at 5 for the road to Hana and I feel like I've been awake for 37 hours help. #vacation

My sweet lord this is worth a couple of minutes of your time.

27 years with my love. Didn't get her a card, but got her this instead. Happy anniversary, Tobi Sample !

My responsibilities in life are - 1. 3 amazing women in my wife and girls 2. The health and wellbeing of my patients 3. The defense of our republic and the care of its fighters This is the easiest vote ever. Trump will harm them all. Let's fucking go. #Harris_Walz2024

Today my youngest turns 24. Looking at some old memories, we realized she's been doing the same pose with the finger hold since she was a toddler! Love you, Riley Sample !

Over here waxing and waning from supreme optimism that she is gonna wipe the floor with his bitch-ass, and utter despair that he's gonna squeak by and really get the beginning of the end of the American experiment rolling. Carry on. Nothing to see here.

After all this is over, the site formerly known as Twitter becomes a ghost town, yeah?

Watching Bad Boys Ride or Die. Fuck it.

Perhaps in our excitement we forget that at its core, we are still America, and that a woman- in particular a woman of color- has a hard vote ceiling that is a bridge too far for many more people than we'd like to imagine.

See y'all in a while, maybe. I love a whole bunch of you. But fuck this trash site. Deleting the app, but not the account, yet. Until I see what a pathetic addict I am.