The truest scrublord layers their OpSec mistakes, and baffles the enemy with their implausible incompetence. motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/…

Baffle and mislead your foes by hiding important passwords inside of a directory named "miscellaneous tentacle gifs".

In modern cyberwarfare, the most powerful force is the one with the most K-pop followers.

When defeated in cyber battle, the FireEye generals will often blame advanced state-sponsored hackers, even if the true breach was caused by weak passwords and gullible soldiers.

Thank you for 7500 followers. In return I offer you this unique wisdom from one of my recent battles: the wisest cyber master waits patiently for their enemy to enter a state of weakened encryption. It may take weeks or even months, but when the moment comes, hack them swiftly.

The greatest victory is that which requires no Google. The peak efficiency of knowledge and strategy is to make emails unnecessary.

Rouse the Donald, and learn the principle of his cyber activity or inactivity. Force him to reveal himself, so as to execute a coordinated permanent ban on his infrastructure.

The supreme art of modern cyber war is causing enemy hedge funds to liquidate their stocks.

An effective troll always seeks to mine fresh salt. However, you cannot assume your decades-old techniques will rouse the modern enemy. You must arrive at the potential salt mine with nothing but your wits and build your extractor machines based on what you uniquely observe.

Pretend technical incompetence and encourage enemy ransomware with a well-equipped honeypot. Then, STRIKE! Seize their infrastructure, their funds, and their freedoms.

Great victories can be achieved with humble payloads.

The wise warrior avoids the honeypot.

TCP packets advance like the wind; they invade and plunder like fire; they stand like the mountain; they are formless like the dark.

When hacking, seek a quick victory. A long battle will diminish your exploits, decrease your operational security, and blunt your keyboard.

To build protective shields, armored wagons, and make ready other cyber defenses, you will require at least one small anti-ransomware patch.

The Converse of victory are like a drawn crossbow and their first steps are the release of the ultimate freedom. x.com/xychelsea/stat…

To know your enemy is to become your enemy, therefore capturing an entire botnet is better than destroying it. Opportunities multiply as they are seized.

The clever cyber generals ensure their payloads exist without ascertainable shape. They exist only in RAM. Then the most penetrating spies cannot pry in nor can the wisest hackers lay counterattacks against you.

Know thy GDPR forms, know thy enemy. A thousand subject access requests, a thousand victories.

All cyber warfare is based on deception. Update your privacy policy at the last possible moment. Victory usually goes to the army with the most obscure data protection clauses.