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paul birkenstock

@sunstreak1

Cringe actor. Recovering clairvoyant. Poolside elite.

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Egalitarianism is tendentious racial politics enforced by human relations departments and increasingly by masked Zoomers dressed in apocalyptic monochrome with a Nintendo DS in their cargo pocket.

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She’s a steadfast capitalist & spreadsheet acolyte during the week and a romantic Marxist in Oliver Peoples frames after 2 PM on Saturdays.

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The realized benefits between lived reality and reading about reality have never been greater. Feudal credentialism will give way to the recognition that life purpose and professional success is predicated on the habits intellectual engagement with books and online resources

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Current IRL experiential learning opportunities exist in a narrower conduit of advancement, where success has become more determined by political allegiance. Corporate career domains will have to evolve in a manner that enfranchises opportunity by reorienting hiring requirements.

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Quarantine is an apt metonym for personal progress, more than ever before, because the future of productive labor will require a skill set largely achievable through intrinsic motivation, rather than following social scripts (right through the university).

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LonelyFans, a place for people with fatalist attitudes and a justified misanthropy who desire silent exhibitionism while eating their peanut butter sandwiches

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It’s tyranny for me, and neoliberal, nudge-conditioned e-commerce shopping, animated by the social credit garnered through resentment of the complex & shifting mores of history, for you.

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He’ll be hired by the NSA eventually, where he’ll specialize in the cyber intrusion tactics of incels after which he’ll speak at Bilderberg about video games and the democratic order, right before he launches his VC fund investing in VR tech for immersive viewing of EDM concerts.

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The only people who are resisting the work from home labor model are high-socialized, low-technically competent people who disproportionately require performance credit for their ability to engage in non-work related conversation.

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Communism’s theory of salvation is to act as if we’re already dead. Democracy’s theory of salvation is that death doesn’t exist.

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The affluent arbitrage is the difference between the socio-cultural benefits from supporting leftist politics and the nominal increase paid in retainers for financial/legal experts to circumvent the consequent penalties in tax policy.