Halloween Kills is a pretty high bar to clear for me

Deshaun on the massage table:

Shout-out to this legend absolutely killing the decoration thing.

Picked up some Sony 3d Pulse headphones and I've gotta be honest, I don't really like them the way I've enjoyed my HyperX Cloud Flights on Xbox.

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One reason music festivals aren't for me is $9? for an energy drink?

it’s really cool that our head coach used his porn addiction experience to put together a season of how to get fucked

Getting to play The Twin Snakes is pretty awesome because I never planned on buying a Gamecube again and man, emulators are the best.

The thing about that NFS that always confused me was why tf did they make it look like the camera was wiped in Vaseline before filming?

How it feels when the best part of your favorite song hits

Me, heckling my friends kids: "Y'all playing that Fartnite?"

If my account ever becomes basically me just complaining all the time, someone please let me know so I can shut it down. Holy crackers, how do some of these folks get outta bed in the morning?

Suspiria (1977) Antman and the Wasp in Quantumania (2023)

Here's "Three Little Pigs" by Green Jelly.

Can't wait for @theonion to publish their tweet "Cancer Diagnosed with Harvey Weinstein"

Worcestershire.