One of my residence gets hella stoned at nigh and he gets all spiritual and deep it's the best time of the night

He once told me "I can see your spirit and it is beautiful" low key choked me up a bit

I can tell im gonna strangle my boyfriend this weekend

It's it bad that I'm gonna look better than the bride at this wedding and I'm not even a little bit sorry about it 😂

Kats out of town so I'm sleeping with the pups tonight and Winston is so fucking needy he won't let me look at my phone 😂

Ok but is it just me or is round 2 always better than round 1?🤔

We just got to Denver Babe told me I can't do anything right so I told him to fuck off and I now he's mad at me lol

Sharing a room with just your boyfriend means pants optional 😂😍

The only problem with traveling is pooping in public places.... which I hate doing

My mom just saw my tattoo lol rip to me

This is totally tmi but yesterday ones constipiated af so I took a stool softener and now I'm a fucking pooping machine. I'm mad at life

My uncles names are Burt and Ernie. 😂 x.com/smalltownloner…

Everyone needs to leave so I can smoke a bowl, shower and pass the fuck out

I yelled at my nurse this morning lol

Everytime babe finds lavender lush he buys it for me 😂😍😍

And she'll probably be less pshyco 😂 x.com/royallysassssy…

*wears purple scrubs to work* Me" hi my name is Lavender" Them "oh and you're even wearing lavender how cute" .... it's purple ....

I changed my appointment to 4 instead of 330 and I got here right at 330😩 so here's to sitting on the floor got the next 15 minuets

Stalking is dangerous lol i shouldn't have done that