You have my fucking attention

Codius.

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I’m addicted to buying cards someone put me down like a sick dog

When she casually talks about some hœ shii and confirms she won't be my wife

Nothin but fuckin gas #OP01 #Shanks

My immigrant mother always told me “the only people who want communism are those that have never lived under a communist regime.” She’s right. And if you need proof: This is the sound of millions of Venezuelans celebrating the capture of Communist dictator Nicolás Maduro.

Whoever clappin my ex needs to do a better job cause she still texting me

don’t forget to sleep with your neck at a weird angle tonight

i want some head so good i nut and die

Jersey Mikes Hot Italian might be the greatest sandwich of all time

How it feels when you come out of the cinema and everything feels unreal

I balled so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack

When Nietzsche said; “I hate who steals my solitude without, in exchange, offering me true company.”

ok ok ima admit it im just in love w these big booty bitches

Imagine drinking 14 domestic light beers and flying these around with your boys.