I think they’re my best feature tbh.

Sugar isn’t Sugar without… ? I stfg don’t say tiddies.

So before anyone says anything, that’s a bruise next to my lip. I’m not a messy eater (well, I am. Just not rn)

Cuckoo was bonkers. Go see it if you get the chance.

This is what drinking Monster Energy everyday for 9 years does to you btw.

If you were to write poetry about being a Nazi I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t get funding from your local government body either. Just because you have freedom of speech does not mean you are free from the consequences of said speech Idiots.

I am having such a horrid day and feel like poopoo. Does anyone wanna treat me to some ramen from my Amazon Wishlist? I promise I’ll start eating lunch again.🥹

Old enough to be a grandmother… just sayin’

SOVIET BABY 😳

I have no rizz

So many single friends on my tl feeling physically lonely. And it made me sad that it’s not more socially acceptable to just sleep with your friends. Just for something fun to do. Mutually beneficial both physically and emotionally. 😔😔

Shhhhhhhh ᶦᵗ’ˢ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ

I can’t believe this *flopped*

sometimes a guy will follow me on instagram and i just know she’s gonna be gorgeous in a few years