Absolutely sobbing with laughter right now

Drag it through the garden

Objectively I'd never succeed at cleaning my house for passover, but i do love the idea of a god-mandated time to get my house back to a baseline level of clean.

Oh he was a fagg*t 😩

Blessed St. OctoMaria please shine your divine light upon the Detroit Red Wings and grant our goaltending the ability to stop pucks before they enter the net.

1 like = 1 Amen

I would have never guessed this in a million years

Planning to join the art school 16-inch softball team

PUB. GAY PUB. THE MISSING WORD IS PUB.

[at a baseball game] GOD CARESS AMERICA / WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE [crowd begins booing] uh STAND BEHIND HER / WHEN YOURE INSIDE HER [trash flies]

Cybertruck is a deathtrap man

If this story seems familiar it is. Please allow me to flavor tonight’s doomscrolling with a quick recap of Dr. Christopher Duntsch. Aka, Dr. Death.

Let’s squander our serotonin together, shall we?

The great lakes and Saint Lawrence are very funny here 'NO REALLY DON'T RUN INTO THIS ROCK'

My God

Glückwunsch zur Deutschen Meisterschaft, Bayer 04 Leverkusen.

Hut ab für eine beeindruckende Saison 👏

Bro I have to use a controlled substance just to fold my laundry.

All right Bundesliga!

Such is life.

LMAO Villa incredible

Here's We Love You from the Palace fans after the final whistle. #CPFC