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.Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi amber ruffin Michael Ian Black I feel you guys should know how much four 8 ounce bars of Kerry Gold Butter costs in Canada. Yes you read that correctly - $91.30 or $22.83/pound. And who says supply management costs us Canadians money?

Not as good as my 20 second scores but still worth bragging about 😂

Thanks for sharing this Richard! It was awesome to hear Uncle Steve read from his new book! I really want to get a Billy Bumbler tshirt like Sai King was wearing. Maybe you can ask him where he got it next time you’re chatting lol

This is what your math teachers spend their evening doing

If you watched Stephen King read from his new book on YouTube yesterday, you probably noticed his tshirt. And if you’re like me, you wondered if you could buy one Well, I did and so can you! It’s available on Etsy from WindyCityPrintShop. The artist Melanie is also a King fan

Thought about buying a Barbie from Amazon USA. Guess I’ll stick to the Canadian site. Import charges are insanity!

Door Dash: we don’t have the raisin bread you requested. would you like Q-tips as a replacement?

I managed large scale government meetings, usually held at a hotel. I have a plan I f I ever find myself homeless, I’ll keep one power suit & join the meal line at any meeting. As long as you act like ur supposed to be there, you’ll eat like a queen!

My son is visiting me for Mother’s Day. We are just chillin’ and watching The Big Lebowski. I can’t believe he has never seen it!! I feel like I neglected his upbringing But today I right that wrong !

I ordered dinner and forgot to schedule it so now we will be eating at 5:00 like the old folks we have become

Even as a young boy, Bobby always had a side chick

I may be little but I’ll fuck you up

You want some of this?

How do you hide an elephant in a tree? You paint it’s toenails red of course

* overheard at the bar * Becky: so what do you do? Him: I’m a beekeeper Ecky: you astard!!!!

him: this hot sauce isn’t for pussies me: of course not silly. it’s for your mouth

Even out geese are nice 😊

Can anyone tell me what kind of creature is making this sound? (Ignore the dandelions — couldn’t get the landscaper to come for another 2 weeks)

TIL that Carol, on the Walking Dead is not, in fact, played by Jamie Lee Curtis and I feel like a fool But shoutout to & Melissa McBride who does a great job imitating Jamie Lee 😂

Stephen King and I talking about collaborating on GWENDY’S FINAL TASK…