When she says “you’re right…..”

Boys, here’s the thing. We don’t know how bad we suck at some things until we get married. We suck at shit like folding towels. Loading and unloading the dishwasher. And here’s the big one. We totally suck at breathing. 😬

One day you’re putting up 225 for reps and 315 for a couple. The next? You can barely get up 185 because you cooked your shoulder turning over in bed. Fuck. Life comes at you fast, gang. 😑🤣

BLT night with your boy Sudsy. Happy Labor Day, punks!

Ever take a nap where you slept so hard that you woke up and freaked because you thought you missed the bus? But youre a lame ass adult and haven’t taken a bus in over 20 years? No? Me neither.

Nice little chill in the air. With that, my knees and back be like…

Not me like this when the tornado sirens went off because I forgot it’s the first Wednesday of the month….

Nah, man. I was there in 23 when they dumped the Jays. Place was packed. Electric. The Twins are a draw from 4 or 5 states, and MLB knows that. I know what you’re saying, but the league won’t let them leave this market is what I’m saying.

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Got this new pre-workie that’s basically powered jet fuel and holy hell….

wtf even is a shaboozey and why is it on “country” radio? 🤦🏻‍♂️

Ok so we’re headed to Fort Myers for MEA, and this kid dead ass has me looking for tickets to a Cats game while we’re there. It’s only like 2 hours away I guess, so I’m honestly considering it. 🤣

Checking out food plots today. This one looks amazing! There is so much cover, we were literally chasing tails. Check us out and book an amazing hunting experience this fall! pheasantcove.com [email protected] Call: 605.581.8270

I’m just gonna make a page and tell yall about what body part hurts that particular day and what stupid, idiotic thing I did to make it hurt. I’ll call it Older Fans. 😬

Listen, I’m pretty damn good at solving problems, but creating problems is where I shine bright like a diamond. 😑😆

Please read and never forget.

I guess she’s comfy 🤣🤦🏻‍♂️

Real country shit…..