@salz_hering Q. How does a woman scare a gynecologist? A. By becoming a ventriloquist! bit.ly/Sfpc02

@salz_hering I was walking down the street with my wife earlier when she accused me of being ashamed to be seen ... bit.ly/RBQ6z0

@salz_hering All Facebook posts can essentially be slotted into one of the following uninspiring and unfortunate... bit.ly/10xNckJ

@salz_hering A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling “Who’s been screwing my wife?” ... bit.ly/13EY54F

@salz_hering  Melvin, 25 from Louisiana writes… My girl won’t put out, I know she’s younger by about 6 years b... bit.ly/12fcA1k

@salz_hering A guy calls the hospital and says, “You gotta send help! My wife’s going into labor!” The nurse s... bit.ly/14bJ5vG

@salz_hering There was an old man from Gosham, who took out his balls to wash ’em, his wife said “Jack!, if yo... bit.ly/14jdcBA

@salz_hering Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like? A. Depends! bit.ly/1195yuK

Always them problems with the legs..... fb.me/2negbVUIQ

@salz_hering A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the c... bit.ly/1eFyLoh

Coca Cola Christmas Trucks #Berlin #Kurfürstendamm also called #Kudamm #Infotheque youtu.be/XYSB3eJ-u0A

Christmas Time - X-Mas Time by Gingerbread - Xmas 2014 youtu.be/WALhrYrYHYg #Infotheque

Very eager dog to get the jopb done. Mexican rentier?? Huevones.... :) Feliz Navidad - Xmas Xmas Files

#Interesting When someone hands you their phone to show you a photo or text, and you swipe left/right or scroll up… goo.gl/fb/pV429B

Australia's Matt Hall misjudged behind the controls of airplane he barely saves the airplane a1le.bz/RB-AirRace

#Interesting The act of cleaning something while under the influence of amphetamines. So named for how clean things… goo.gl/fb/U7PrRX

Photoshop - it's all you need... (will Gimp do as well??) :)

Trinidad Carnival is known as the biggest party on Earth, a tricky claim it's nothing like pre-Lenten counterparts.

#Interesting To be fired. Did you hear that Donald Trump got Trumped by NBC, Macy's, and other major corporations… goo.gl/fb/yvZfbM

Supergeil feat. Friedrich Liechtenstein Who wants to know Best of Stupid SuciedadSanchez youtu.be/jxVcgDMBU94