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Negro Leagues stats are officially added into the MLB records More than 2,300 Negro Leagues players from 1920 to 1948 were added to the online database last week — a historical correction that’s four years in the making. to.wttw.com/4bLg4yv

Hello, everybody!!!!

Let me say this at the top of my lungs: YOU ARE SPECIAL! Oh my, I am slightly out of breath now, but I am glad that I told you that.

Asymptotically nearing Grover every day

[staring at a merge conflict] me: *under my breath* this is going to ruin the tour

Everyone asks who's Lazarus. Nobody asks how's Lazarus.

I've been to Australia. That was their best dancer.

Local programming note: Erin L Ptáček brought ChiSec back, it's at Twisted Spoke now(!), it's TONIGHT at roughly 7PM, it's super informal, and b/c a rare opportunity for me to drink on a Thursday I plan on being there.

"chat" is honestly a perfect collective noun. A girl in class said "chat I need a pen" and she got a pen. Easy. Incredible. This is a good one, kids.

Finding out your encrypted group chats are just text files on some guy's hard drive

Pro tip

if u fw moo deng but not adult hippos yyou are no better than leonardo dicaprio

Ja Morant vs. Vince Carter

Grover is ready when you are! Let's get outside and play! 🎾🏒🏀🎳⚽️