I’m watching the MTV awards from last night and wondering am I having some sort of seizure or just really, really old 😬

I’d actually never heard of Charlie Kirk, so I went down a rabbit hole reading articles on him and watching stuff on YouTube, and I wish I hadn’t.

I’ve no idea what the Jim Gavin rumour is, totally missed it and can’t find it now… #FOMO

I’m on episode 5 of #HouseOfGuinness on #Netflix and so far pretty good. Interesting story, some great characters, lots of serious walking and some shocking Irish accents. A solid 6.5 out of 10 🧉👍🤠

Sore loser vibes

It’s that time of year when I look at social media posts about “Fall” and mutter “ya mean Autumn” under my breath… 🍂 🙄 #SorryNotSorry

That was beautiful I’m not crying 😍The Late Late Show Imelda May

James Melville 🚜

There’s a colleague near me trying to connect on a Teams call saying “Hello?” over and over, and I’m here singing Adele in my head

Went to Hidden Hearing Ireland in Bray today due to “swishy” noise in my ears and dermatologist said due to psoriasis, might be worth getting them syringed. Delighted to report I have “ear canals like a new born baby; pink, healthy and clear”. No charge, 5 star service #OldLadyTweet 🥳

I just asked for a box of soluble a Solpadeine in the pharmacy and I think yer man thought I said “cocaine”…

My baby girl gets married in 2 days and I’ve been grand up to yesterday when I started leaky crying and now I can’t stop. She thinks it’s a good sign that I’ll be empty by Sunday but I’m not so sure 🩷🩷 #TerribleMother #MotherOfTheBride

So I got a full body varnish.. I mean spray tan last night, and I’m not joking, I am full on oompah loompah this morning 😱 but I’ve been assured it’ll be better after a shower tonight. I’m not convinced. #MotherOfTheBride

Mother Of The Bride duties completed 🩷💙 #NewProfilePic

Here’s the last 2025 sunrise in Europe

The real list of what I’ve achieved this year… - I didn’t get arrested - I didn’t murder anyone - I didn’t wet myself - Both my kids and all my grandkids are healthy and happy - I got a new job - I’m not dead yet #HappyNewYear #BadNana #TA

Lyra is looking like how I imagine myself after several vodkas down the Koo at the Christmas party #latelateshow

Turn up the volume!!! #latelateshow

Hangover cure of Lucozade, Munchies and Tayto while I walked to Captain Americas to work an 8 hour shift 💪🏼🩷 We were hardy in the 80’s 🥳

Trying to eat a plum after some dental shenanigans during the week, this is what my life has come to 🥳 #OldLadyTweet