No, Google photos, I don't want to look at photos from this month 2 years ago.

In case you're wondering what Tom Brady looks like when I actively root for him, see tonight's score. #SuperBowlLV

The fan getting taken off by authorities.

'I can't wait to hear about your smoothies, even the weird salad ones.'
'Hey...'
'What? That was supportive! Your weird smoothies just make my throat hurt when I think about them.'
Christina Platt 😂

Las unicas puestas del sol que no me gustan son aquellas que me he perdido.

'America was and is still 80% white. Nobody was ever responsible for white America’s stunning plunge into poverty, humiliation, and despair but white America.'
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Think of the PA election as an available parking spot and Philly just put a folding chair in it

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. Blaise Pascal

Philadelphia police riot and loot civilian SUV, steal children.

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My nephew loves the #lego train set I sent him for his second birthday and I am so thrilled I needed to post about it on the internet. #coolauntval

it is never too late. to go back to bed

this official response to Trump’s demand that Biden take a drug test is sending me

I received an auto-email response from PA senator Pat Toomey regarding why he supports filling #RBG 's seat that was so full of shit I immediately Googled 'master programs outside of US' because I hate the politics of this place.

Earth was covered with giant mushrooms before trees overtook the land.

'That's something I know how to do, have a good time. I don't know why that's so hard for other people.' Maeg Magee

So will the daily testing in the Big Ten be available to all students or just the ones who have entire economies built off their free labor?

Asking for the students who pay tuition.

Also, I hate when indecision and other people cost me money.

My millennialness shows when I am inconvenienced in the slightest and respond by singing the beginning of the theme song to Friends.