JOHN and CHARLES WESLEY

Sometimes people on here pay so much attention to someone that I think they're a politician, and I look them up and they're just some guy with a podcast

It seems far-fetched that there's such a thing as the Indo-European language family, doesn't it. What if we formed a group that could get to the bottom of why they're trying to sell us on this obvious lie

My friend sent me a tiktok and it was so funny that I just immediately sent it back to her without even realizing

Do you ever get absolutely in the flow of writing a sermon and then you have to stop right before you're about to write the climax I'm about to just write my sermon all the way thru my Love and Desire class

Dunking on anti-queer Methodists by ordering my first binder on my lunch break at church

It's a bit hard to be investing in the health of my soil when I live like a mile from a Northern Suffolk line, man

Guys I didn't tweet for a few days and I took twitter off of my phone and I think it lost its appeal. I think I'm free

Writing a sermon about climate change and God's anger AMA

We should beam RRR into space to teach aliens about who we are

how's everybody doing?

Here is my list of emojis that I do not think I could use in a sext: 😂😔🫂🐦🦂🪼🪽🫚🫙🥜🎣🪕🏰🏯🎡🕍💿📀🔨🪤🧿🔬🛒📁📂🪯☪️✝️🚯🚱⚜️👁️‍🗨️

My husband is not allowed to write any more books, because I have to edit them, and I still have to do my real job anyway. Making my husband get an author vasectomy

So...how are us bivocational folks meant to find these other jobs when we're fresh out of a Master's degree and being sent to butt-ass nowhere with it?

Time to thresh the amaranth