She 100% sings “Brooklyn Baby” in Arabic

My controversial opinion is, I’m not an enabler just because I gave spare change to someone on the street … and they ended up using it for their drug habit. Refusing to give them anything isn’t exactly sending them straight to detox

So funny how I totally thought the “Stove” album name and W magazine cover were fake 🫣

I knew it! WTH

Whoever came up with the bluff pocket as a way of sewing pockets had to have been a masochist, a sadist, or both

I have no idea what “wokeism” is, but I sure do love sleepism 😌

Back to COVID time hobbies / New Decepticon in the house 🫠

What I had to look up this morning after taking my cat out to the yard 🙀

Someone offered me a cigarette and against my better judgement, I said I quit 16 months ago like I’m the proud parent of a 16 month-old. She said “good for you” but it was clear from the look on her face what she really thought 🚬

Should’ve known. I didn’t start floating up 🥺

Tryna pluck a phantom white hair (actually not white but looks that way from light glistening) has got to be one of the most frustrating things. Also one of the funniest 👴🏼

Update: different bathroom, different mirror, different lighting … turns out that it was *not* a phantom white hair after all (it was real). I finally got it after sacrificing 9 black hairs. Accuracy = 10% 😑

Actual footage from the Rapture Tuesday

Re-reading ‘Listening to Design’ for inspiration … and my jaw is on the floor. I was that close to failing the architecture program, but had no idea at the time just how poorly I was doing 🫠

TFW you’re not ready for the weekend to end but Monday morning is already here 😑

Must feel weird to wear a Yankees hat in Toronto rn

Close but no cigar(ette)

Eternally left on read but at least I know I’m cool 🫠