Stoped caring about my job. Feels good

There needs to be more Citadel hate on this app

What happens if I do narcan without doing fentanyl

Boring ah Super Bowl

Buddy went to lunch and came back with a sword #grow

My foes are fucked now

Yea go ahead and boo our anthem again, fuckin snow Mexicans

Playing Turnpike Troubadours or Sierra Ferrell for a Jason Aldean fan is like reading Shakespeare to a dog.

Holy shit can we stop the shrinking I’m going to freak the fuck out. I can’t go two posts without seeing #shrink #shrinkshrink

The closer formal gets the slimmer my prospects keep getting. I feel the friend vs absolute whore debate looming

Ordered my Taco Bell to pigeon forge. This has to be a low point

I’d kill to read this book again for the first time

$25 ticket for parking in front of my own house? Yeah I’ve been waiting for this one

Sub God’s Top 5 Bands of all time: 1. Allman Brothers 2. The Beatles 3. Led Zeppelin 4. Grateful Dead 5. Lynyrd Skynyrd HM: Dire Straits

Dear women, making your Snapchat message bigger doesn’t make it funny

I watch love on the spectrum with the same intensity I watch game of thrones and severance with

Hope all you poor people got to Nola safe

Just got doxxed. It was a good run. Love you boys. See ya