As a long-time New Yorker, I still can’t get over Mamdani. How the fvck does a foreigner who’s never held a real job walk around with massive security guards, preach communism, and be on the verge of taking over the financial capital of the world?

The white boys not doing it like this no more

topics to avoid when speaking w me: fut*re l*ve life academ*cs dr*ver's l*cense

So some random lady shoplifting in the US is now the fault of a poltical party :) So cute

Sagarika Ghose I am a citizen. If this the best response you have, then you should really ask yourself why you are in public life. There are important issues to be discussed. It's not a trolling contest on twitter. More gravitas is expected of someone like you.

You have my fucking attention

@powerfultakes 1. Promoted groypers 2. Shat on h1b for no reason 3. Insulted modi 4. Paraded Pak dictators like prized pet 5. Put more tariff of india than china

I love that foxes have been begging us to domesticate them for centuries but our species would rather invest in AI and sports betting instead.

“If we’re going to date, you have to defeat my seven time traveling husbands”

This is like watching the Mona Lisa get painted.

I don’t know about y’all, but I don’t have any more passwords left in me.

The 2 worst things that happened to humanity:

Ricin is one of the deadliest poisons known. Tasteless, odourless, you wouldn’t even realise if it was mixed into your food or water. Meet Dr. Ahmed Mohiuddin Syed, an MBBS from China. Using his medical knowledge, he had been extracting ricin from castor seeds for a long time to

Max Svabinsky - The Fruit Was Never an Apple, 1918

Wait till they do it to WhatsApp too.

I never in my wildest dreams imagined Russell Crowe explaining test cricket to an American who has no idea about the game. Absolutely priceless!

I want to babysit her.

Apple just thinks people dumb.

Root on 21st November....

Gambhir in his "Fuck around and find out" Era. #INDvsSA