🇮🇳: Mummy is Mummy 🇵🇰: Mummy is Bua, Bua is Sister, Sister is Wife

Isse bada chutiya maine aaj tak nahi dikha.

Congratulations to the new mayors of Islamabad and Karachi, Pakistan 🇵🇰 Sorry for the typo, they are the new mayors of Brighton and Rotherham, UK 🇬🇧 Good luck with that...

Welcome back Josep María Bartomeu the saviour of Liverpool

If deco wastes more than 40M for him, I am gonna kill him.

85M for 29 year old? Insane! I want this deal to collapse.

I genuinely can’t fathom how the club thinks it’s a good idea to spend 85m(!!!) on Luis Diaz. It’s incompetence beyond belief. I wouldn’t even do it for HALF that fee.

World without 🇵🇰🇧🇩🇵🇸

€85m for 28 year old Raphinha’s back up, who’s a Ballon D’Or front runner himself this season. No plans to replace a 36 year old Lewandowski. Excellent priorities, FC Barcelona. 🤦‍♂️

Real Madrid would never spend €80 million on a player like Luis Diaz, and that’s why they’ve won five Champions Leagues while we’ve suffered humiliation after humiliation over the past ten years. I don’t envy much about them. I envy their transfers. They rarely get it wrong.

‘Xavi’ ‘Iniesta’ ‘Pedri’ Fermin Lopez. That’s his level. And he isn’t even better than him.

Hey Javier Tebas Medrano 👋 I am pretty sure we don’t have enough money to sign Luis Diaz this summer. Please make sure to block this transfer.

Kan k niche ek rapta marunga mein is BKL ko. You messed up completely in the auction and now you are making these statements! Have some shame.

Messi is available for free, can we get him instead of Luis Diaz ?

Julio Tous' prophecy, fulfilled ✅ The head of our first-team fitness predicted, during the U.S. tour, that Barça would win La Liga.

Life when Messi and De Jong were on the same team >>>

Meanwhile, a Tottenham fan in Bilbao: 🗣️ “My wife didn’t want me to come, I said no, I’m going anyway, I don’t really like you that much, I’m off…” 😭🤍

How the fuck did United beat Bilbao man?! This is pure Haram ball by Amorim's team. Poor and pathetic to watch as Neutral. #UEFAEuropaLeague #Spurs #ManUtd

Just fuck off. No one's gonna pay more than 40M for this shithole unless he is a clown!

Flick scammed Germany for sacking him🤣🤣🤣