People should not come to work sick #thatisall.

Ho Ultimate Car Wash I'm due for a birthday wash and my car is filthy which weekend will you be in?

I have too many fair weathered friends #yeaisaidit.

Hey Pizza Fusion today is my birthday and I never received an email for a free personal pizza :(

It sucks being misunderstood.

I'm so angry beyond words.

RT This for a chance to win free tickets 2 #CoralSkies #CageTheElephant #cityandcolour #JulianCasablancas #Bleachers Coralskiesfest.com

I love when people come to work sick especially the day prior to flying on a plane. #saidnooneever. Can't stand this girl either.

#SelectHowl

The best sport on earth is... #Sportstember go2w.in/sportstember via Ticketmaster

Got a sweet 64GB iPod as a belated b day gift from Jared. He's the best, plus I got a massive discount on it.

Going ring shopping in 2 weeks...shit is getting real. But it's probably about time to do this.

Yesterday I was offered my dream job. Working in HR for a city. Cheers!!

Ordered pizza from Pizza Fusion and they were very skimpy on the toppings. We paid 30 bucks for what?

I want Dim Sum delivered by a Gold Prospector at Fisherman's Wharf. #ChewsAdventure bit.ly/ghchews

Hi Ultimate Car Wash I know it's been a while. I'm due for a wax and my birthday is Monday.

Say no to drugs because you never know when you're getting tested for a job. For me, today is that day.

I have an extra Pearl Jam ticket for sale that I posted on stub hub. I'm going alone unless anyone here is interested.

"You'll realize that there is nothing in life that is better than cake" predicts OpenTable. #Appiversary8Contest bit.ly/OTPlay

"I'm with Brandon Victor Dixon. Donald J. Trump must stop using tweets to criticize free speech he disagrees with. That's unAmerican.